If you want change, Vote Libertarian!

If  you want a more dysfunctional government, Vote Republican.

If  you want more protection of the illegal aliens, Vote Democrat.

If  you support government takeover of  failing corporations , Vote Democrat.

If  you think Obama is not a Jive Talker, Vote Democrat.

If  you want to invade Iran & North Korea, Vote Republican.

If  you think the unemployed are lazy, Vote Republican.

If  you believe a job will  trickle down your way, Vote Democrat.

If  you like candidates who wear high heels, Vote Republican.

If  your 'manhood' is challenged and you have to drive a big truck to compensate,  Vote Republican.

If  you want your country to change, Vote Libertarian!